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B: Nah what the fuck is that?

A: *Goofy ahh site*

by Rick Ross And The Hooper July 24, 2022

Need

You call ocean this when she is annoying

OCEAN YOUR A NEED

by Meorge Giniom August 3, 2022

Need

When someone sucks and is a nerd

Dam you a need

by Meorge Giniom August 3, 2022

He needs it

A stock phrase used in fighting game communities with the intent of making fun of players who main characters with overpowered attributes while insisting that they need said attributes to avoid being bottom-tier.

Smash Bros Spectator 1: So, let me get this straight... Dr. Mario was destroying King K. Rool for the entire last stock... and then K. Rool just mashes Down-Smash in a panic and kills at 50% while he's at 183%?

Spectator 2: I know, right? Trust me bro, he needs it. Definitely.

by ZauzTheBlacksmith June 23, 2022

Need it have to

When you need it and have to do it but you also have to need because when you have to need it you need it and have to like water when you need it and have to it’s like that because you need it have to thank you O

Need it have to big cat

by Kitty or D September 21, 2025

It doesn't need to

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.

Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025