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cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice
Dylan was a real cum monster last night
by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016
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cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008
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Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
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Monster Wave

An extremely large wave coming from the ocean; notably in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Often mistaken for a Master Wave; however Master Waves are much smaller than Monster Waves. People often boogie-board Monster Waves.
"Oh my gosh, it's a Monster Wave! Let's ride the Monster Wave!"
by North American Wave Society August 30, 2009
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters."
by Unknownbeautygirl1234567 September 19, 2021
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Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.
He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.
by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014
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vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man
John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015
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