When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.
by Anthoni April 1, 2008
Get the Michaeled mug.Michael is a person with a twisted, but great sense of humor. For example: He'll fool you into thinking he has never seen a cow. Why? Just because he is Michael.
He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence.
Michael is straight-forward and knows what he wants in life. Most likely, he'll end up as an engineer or become a CEO.
Michael is the type of person that does crazy things, but knows his limits.
Although he might seem arrogant at first, Michael is a person of true quality once you get to know him.
Michael is caring, devoted, sweet, tender, and overall an amazing companion and person. You don't want to miss out on ANY Michael action. Get him while you still can!
He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence.
Michael is straight-forward and knows what he wants in life. Most likely, he'll end up as an engineer or become a CEO.
Michael is the type of person that does crazy things, but knows his limits.
Although he might seem arrogant at first, Michael is a person of true quality once you get to know him.
Michael is caring, devoted, sweet, tender, and overall an amazing companion and person. You don't want to miss out on ANY Michael action. Get him while you still can!
"Look at Michael go! He's going to achieve great things in life."
"Man, I cannot believe he jumped out of that plan!" "What else do you expect from a Michael?"
"Why can't I find a great guy like Michael?"
"Man, I cannot believe he jumped out of that plan!" "What else do you expect from a Michael?"
"Why can't I find a great guy like Michael?"
by MartiniGarnish October 8, 2016
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Michaels can just be great, and a gift. He's innocent, reasonable, a great person in general just to be around. He's usually found alone, sadly, because people underestimate or look over Michaels. If you ever see a Michael, befriend him. Michaels are usually kind, teasing, and somewhat innocent.
by Anonymous :') February 16, 2017
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A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.
They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.
They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.
by CorruptedSouls21 February 10, 2021
Get the michaelaftonsexual mug.The guy who everyone likes. The guy who doesn't show his feelings well. The guy who is hilarious. He lies a lot, but you never know when he is telling the truth. He loves one girl, he always have. He can't show his feelings well. The guy who can break a heart very easily. Be careful.
by ellle October 17, 2012
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?
by Likcwhoaa July 7, 2009
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