Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is NOT just a girls name and can also be a great name for only the most handsome and strong Men. Can be shortened to Macks if you're extra fucking sick. They are almost always the coolest and sexiest guy in the room and are especially well hung with their huge peenars and bulging muscles. All the ladies swoon upon his arrival and would pick a Mackenzie over, say, a Paul any day.

dude 1: yo home skillet you met my dawg Mackenzie
dude 2: nah brodie who is she
dude 1: SHE???
dude 2: yeah brohemian rhapsody Mackenzie is a girls name
dude 1: shoots dude 2 point blank between the eyes

by Mackie Dubbz November 12, 2024

Marked

A person who is "marked" has enemies after them. In older English, we would say they are a "wanted man" or "being hunted", meaning that there is a person or group of people actively seeking out that person, with a desire to ruin their life or injure them. More commonly however, it is used ironically to describe a situation when something bad happens to someone, such as losing something or failing at a simple task.

Person 1: Hey did you see Frank's new haircut?

Person 2: Yes, bro must've been marked by his opps.

by fake.canadian_23 April 3, 2024

Mackenzi

Mackenzi is a very intelligent girl. She has great features (boobs, butt, etc). She also has a really hot boyfriend.

Boy 1: dang Mackenzi is so hot, I wish I could date her.

Girl 1: I wish I could date her hot boyfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom April 10, 2024

Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024

Mackenzie

Girl that loves attention from multiple boys at once, also loves to lead boys on because she is a girl and can do that, finally she is butt hurt that her ex broke up with her so she feels obligated to fuck around with as many guys as she possibly can.

Mackenzie might say “When are you going to take me on a date?”

by Young Tommy July 16, 2024

Mackenzie

The most sweetest girl to ever live, most perfect in every way and the cutest. As long at it is her everything is perfect and good. This is the most perfect person to ever exist and is the highlight of my days :> There is nothing that I'd trade her for, not even 100000000000 dollars. This girl is so perfect, I just want to kidnap her and force her to make me sandwiches while I scroll dot org in my underwear. I think about her every minute and every hour, without her I would be really sad :< Nothing is more important than her, I love her so much and I would do anything to make her feel better if she is sad or hurt. I am so lucky to know Mackenzie and I will sneak into her house and take her things, she is too perfect. Everything about her is so perfect and I'd never swap any parts of her out. She is perfect how she is and I love her :> I hope that I know her forever and everything will be okay at the end

Mackenzie is so perfect heh

Back down dalit, she is mine bud.

by IlovemyKenzie August 7, 2024