soup licker

A weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: Hey bro you got soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird

Tyrone: no! It’s not

Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: fuck you

Jamal: go fuck your soup

by Addy dumick December 20, 2020

booger licker

Somebody that runs their finger, under their runny nose then licks it.

You just licked the boogers off your finger, you (booger licker)!

by Stuprinnett September 29, 2017

Mussi licker

A person who licks the female anatomy

I am a mussi licker I love licking mussi

by Mussi licker November 08, 2019

Lab Licker

The female equivalent of "Poll Smoker".

A woman or man who eats pussy or performs oral sex on a woman with great enjoyment.

I ate Tina's pussy so well, I bet she is thinking I was a lesbian lab licker in a previous life.

by UrbanAndy November 14, 2011

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.

"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"

by Warcoxx III April 22, 2018

fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker December 01, 2022