Ted: HI! How are you?
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?
Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense
Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?
Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense
Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
by anonymous October 14, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. A fucking dumbass, that’s what
by KillingBirds September 26, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. some absolute moron disliked this post he must be a liberal and wants the taliban to rape all the afganistanian women heck he might he in the taliban .
by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022
Get the liberalmug. idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good”
by NVEE September 25, 2021
Get the Liberal tankiemug. “I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug. by CARRETTO January 30, 2024
Get the Anti-Liberalmug. Usually a blue, green, pink, or purple- haired being who identifies or highly supports the LGBTQ agenda. They usually go by he/she/we/it/they/them/bunny/car, etc…
They frequently participate in Antifa & BLM destruction protests & try to twart Republican/Conservative rallies. They constantly yell & scream & have even been known to BARK like dogs when they’re confronted with truth and can’t make up a valid response.
They absolutely ❤️ abortion & getting everybody to embrace feminism is their main goal in life.
They frequently participate in Antifa & BLM destruction protests & try to twart Republican/Conservative rallies. They constantly yell & scream & have even been known to BARK like dogs when they’re confronted with truth and can’t make up a valid response.
They absolutely ❤️ abortion & getting everybody to embrace feminism is their main goal in life.
Eek! Look at that weird looking liberal chick over there at the Antifa rally.
That blue-haired dude holding the “Defund the Police” sign is definitely a liberal!
That weird liberal thing just asked me what my pronouns are… I don’t know why it got so mad when I responded with, “ My pronouns are F*ck” and You!” So touchy!
That blue-haired dude holding the “Defund the Police” sign is definitely a liberal!
That weird liberal thing just asked me what my pronouns are… I don’t know why it got so mad when I responded with, “ My pronouns are F*ck” and You!” So touchy!
by CAGirl87 July 24, 2021
Get the Liberalmug.