Ur-Mom-itis

Ur-Mom-itis is a common disease spread by Anthony 101 (you’ll have to get this joke only if you read Anthony 101) To get rid of this disease, Anthony 101 needs to say “Ur mom!” Three times willingly.

AHHHHH I GOT UR-MOM-ITIS!!!!!!

by Haters_gonna_hate_on_me February 5, 2019

Smoking it Irish

To smoke a cigarette, rollie or fag without using a filter.

How do you smoke your rollies
I like Smoking it Irish

by Coco17555 December 12, 2019

Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out

Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

by Offioffy March 12, 2019

Irish Contingent

A clan that sets it goals at the highest levels of success.

Elite Gravy tried to be an Irish Contingent type clan.

by Marcus Suridius February 18, 2009

irish curse

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

by destouches January 3, 2005

irish goggles

porn term-when a man places his testicals over a womans eyes.

give just before a donkey punch

by Laura Emily April 14, 2005

Irish People Time

An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.

"Dude, why were you so late last night?"

All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?

by hp0417 September 17, 2012