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Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?
Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not
Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now
by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
by nlolhere January 3, 2022
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NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!
A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
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skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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Play Now

A button in a mobile game ad that brings you to Play Store/App Store, shown when they're obviously racist
Helix Jump
69.420 Downloads
Play Now
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Riffricken now

You know when a hillybilly momma from the backwoods of montdumbry alabamer gets mad 1. Because your stupid and 2 because she's pissed as all hail she's gotta get the mcfuck up to chase your chicken shit ass
Go to the store and get me a gottdamb double cheese burger with extra cheese and 1 burger. .. RIFFRICKEN Nowww! -Natey8
by Natey8 December 22, 2017
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