Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

your mom

quite a nice woman who, despite her chronic hair growing problem and her chronic obesity she makes great cookies.

look at that your mom, despite her chronic hair growing problem and her chronic obesity she makes great cookies.

by squirrelboyiscool December 3, 2021

Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.

Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom

by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019

Your Mom

Noun: The Person Who Is Your Mother
Verb: A very overused comeback, mainly used by not intelligent children.

Person 1: Bro… You are Ugly.
Person 2: Your Mom!

by Roomieofficial November 13, 2022

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

Your mom

Fattest person like donald trump

Eww thats your mom EWWW

by ugly gurl😜 December 7, 2020