flying horse

Another term used used for anal sex

'Fancy a quickie Dierdre?'
'Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks, it'll have to be the flying horse'.

by Yorkshire puddin September 2, 2016

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.

Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.

by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022

cunting horse

The act of fucking a horse, there as cunting horse

I was cunting horse earlier today and it was amazing

by cunting horse May 17, 2016

Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.

The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing

At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.

by burningTinman March 29, 2015

Convenient Horse

The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together

Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.

The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.

by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 26, 2015