Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
Get the Bloke Holdmug. Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces
We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us
by Sholynyk January 29, 2024
Get the hold the moanmug. When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.
by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021
Get the Hold Undermug. When your are bouldering there are always holds you accidentally miss or you specifically don't need because you try some fancy ass new original way to complete the boulder or you completely miss them at all but make it to the top anyway; those are Nijmeegse holds
by Phamjanssen October 9, 2020
Get the Nijmeegse holdmug. holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022
Get the holding a spoonmug. This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019
Get the National hold a Murphy’s hand daymug. Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
Get the Speak now, or forever hold your piecemug.