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glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head
Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.
by Kyle Longbrake December 3, 2007
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Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
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I like a full glass

"She/He likes a full glass" = a thick penis

I have a full glass. Are you thirsty?
Yes, I like a full glass!
by PackWolf February 25, 2018
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Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass
by Priest Mike February 14, 2020
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A History of the World in 6 Glasses

That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.
Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.

In A History of the World in Six Glasses...

Chapter 2: Wine

**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
by SleazyBoy December 28, 2018
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arses wearing glasses

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004
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devil's glass cock

Someone who smokes crack, speed out of a glass pipe.
Glenda's hitting the devil's glass cock again!!!
by mini me October 8, 2003
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