A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph
by sweet96629 October 17, 2022
by BlackObama March 06, 2022
by BlackObama March 06, 2022
When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 07, 2021
We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
A church leaver is a Christian who has decided he no longer wants to be a part of a local congregation. So he simply stops attending church, and no longer fellowships with Christians, and no longer submits himself to the authority of any church leadership structure. He has not necessarily ceased his belief in God and Jesus and the Bible, but rather he has chosen to no longer participate in church attendance, and all the trappings that come with church attendance.
Most church leavers who wish to remain devout in their faith rely heavily upon the internet for sermons and for indepth Bible research. They find comfort in being able to watch a pre-recorded YouTube sermon at their leisure, or else to be an anonymous "lurker" during a live webcast of a live Sunday morning sermon being sent out from some church elsewhere in the world.
They will sometimes interact on social media groups with other Christians where they might discuss theological matters and even ask for prayer. But the priority of a church leaver to remaining uncommitted to any one church body or group of believers is never compromised.
Most church leavers who wish to remain devout in their faith rely heavily upon the internet for sermons and for indepth Bible research. They find comfort in being able to watch a pre-recorded YouTube sermon at their leisure, or else to be an anonymous "lurker" during a live webcast of a live Sunday morning sermon being sent out from some church elsewhere in the world.
They will sometimes interact on social media groups with other Christians where they might discuss theological matters and even ask for prayer. But the priority of a church leaver to remaining uncommitted to any one church body or group of believers is never compromised.
I became a church leaver when I realized that church attendance was more burdensome than simply worshiping God on my own.
by Innocent Byproduct May 22, 2021
Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
by Sjflow August 05, 2018