he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
by BlueNinja70 January 07, 2017
If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 08, 2017
He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him
by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021
Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.
“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”
“Yes!”
“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
“Yes!”
“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021
the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?
by urbandictonaryisreliable February 13, 2018