Discord

Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.

*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED

Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)

by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023

lil tim from discord

this nigga lil tim is a opp, this nigga is a bum, he walk in smellin like corn flakes and golden flakes potato chips, this nigga took his grandma in a wig to his 8th grade graduation, he gets no bitches and he posts corny shit on snap chat like "bitche aint shit" but he dont even get any to even talk abt them.

"lil tim from discord is a bum"

by b4bi April 6, 2022

discord ban day

on this day (February 17th) discord users can be banned with no reason, so long as the ban reason is "its discord ban day". any attempts at resistance are futile, its ban or be banned.

me on february 16th: FUCK TOMORROW IS DISCORD BAN DAY

everyone: FUCK

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Dragons discord server

A place full of gamenight campers inactive verifieds people who talk about phantom forces and ugly ass anime and war thunder.

P1: hey man come join dragons discord server it's fun but it's even more fun if we camp out gamenight

P2: this server sounds fun let's both camp it and get featured on a video

by Fouldedtea September 2, 2021

Zachary Discord

Cool guy who is 6'3 and is buff

Raman: Woah that guy is buff|
Shaft: Must be a Zachary Discord

by SpongeShaft October 17, 2020

discord mod

A self-proclaimed ruler of a Discord server, usually armed with an overinflated sense of power and a ban hammer ready to swing at the slightest inconvenience. Known for micromanaging chats, enforcing rules that no one cares about, and using “infractions” as a way to feel important. Typically found lurking in the server at all hours, waiting for any opportunity to “warn” or “mute” someone for speaking out of turn, using a single emoji too many, or typing in all caps. Their expertise includes correcting typos, banning users for vague reasons like “being too toxic,” and replying with “read the rules” whenever they get called out. They often rock the title of "Admin" and act like it’s a badge of honor, but in reality, they’re just the guy who spends too much time online.

Person 1: "I just posted a meme and the Discord Mod kicked me for ‘inappropriate content’—it was just a picture of a dog." Person 2: "Lmao, classic Discord Mod move. He's out here banning people like it’s his full-time job."

Usage:

"Man, I made a joke in the chat and now I’m muted by the Discord Mod for 7 days... guess I’m not allowed to have fun anymore."
"That mod banned me for saying ‘hi’ too many times. What a power trip."
bruh

by 584940493395874392034839394 February 27, 2025

Sniper from Discord

is a Dude from discord who is closeted gay and is gay and simp for Noah and Defender

hey, do you know sniper from discord?
yeah, he is a closeted gay.

by DefenderXXX May 15, 2021