chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

Gary has a big fat chode.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

Chode Syndrome

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia

Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

slap em with a chode

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

chode

a short and really wide cock

his chode wont fit in me

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

chob

The act to be sick (or puke up)

Wow man, after that beer last night i was chobbing all morning.

Dude your the chobber of the group

by charli33 April 11, 2010

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

Chode wagon

The act of driving a gold Saxo in a way that endangers the life's of those around you while having a small penis

Give me a lift in the chode wagon

I violently masturbated in my chode wagon yesterday

by Campion1 October 26, 2012