catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep

- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof

by Bankmaser November 4, 2020

Catch a press

Basically to have sex

I am going to catch a press with my friend's mother.

by Momia01 February 20, 2021

catching waves

To copulate, get laid. Or to have a girlfriend.

Everyone is catching waves but me, man. Shit blows.

by Shuckyducky March 22, 2021

catch the grenade

Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked

Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.

by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021

You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

Catch and Release Phrase

To pick up and use a new catch phrase, only to abandon it when it becomes popular.

Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.

by flyhaed August 16, 2013