cancer man

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.

cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.

by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006

shit-canned

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.

Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.

by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009

Anal cancer

Cancer of the asshole

"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"

by Xlea Snave July 19, 2009

Cancer Stick

In response to the speculation that oral sex is a bigger cause of cancer than tobacco!

a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'

Girl-hmm i would really like to give you falatio(this word is worse than vagina)but ive been told i can get cancer from doing it...

Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...

by vbeatz March 10, 2011

God Cancer

an overall an overall sucumbing of shitnessnisity

wow niccolo, you really have a bad case of God Cancer, your right nut is missing

by Ben Giladi February 11, 2009

cancer

A very irritating person. A person that sticks to you like cancer (the disease) and is highly annoying, pesky and bothersome.

A: Yaar, Prob. ke notes de ga?
B: Sure.
A: Can i have lunch with you too?
B: CANCER NA BUNN !!!

by Sheikhooo August 20, 2008

canned air

inhaling office dusters or playstation cleaners to get you high. its air in a can that you inhale through the nose or mouth to get really high to where you cant feel anything.

Canned air is amazing !!

by Btay February 25, 2006