The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

camel

a camel is desert animal

Desert stranded person: is that a camel?
Camel: camel noises i don’t know what noises camel makes

by Ericskykid May 27, 2023

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

Key Camel

-noun: A male between the ages of 18 - 33 who is given the keys (in addition to other accessories) by his girlfriend/wife due to the fact that they do not want to carry it themselves.

"Adrian became Erna's key camel when she decided that her pockets would not look as pretty with keys inside."

by Mohandes Taheri August 1, 2009

camel sponge

A tampon for a very large vagina.

Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .

by Mobyduck June 10, 2017

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

Diseased camel

The cancer lama lord himself has mild aids and runs a youtube channel on the side of his school and busy (retarded) life

Its ya boi diseased camel back at it again for a dumb youtube video

by @johnnyBoi903 June 1, 2018