Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw

Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw

when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

Thonksshobing burrito

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break

The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>

by mlemingshobe November 24, 2019

Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them

1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito

by Ian Fox June 21, 2008

Burrito

A fat blunt

Aye, wanna hit this burrito.

by irollburritos February 04, 2015

Burrito

Basically a taco but less crunchy and spills the meat juices all over you while eating it.

Joe: yo is that a burrito
Mamá: no it’s jo mamá

by Pineapple1790 November 25, 2019