Brooke Caldwell is the type of girl who can leave you wondering whether she likes you or hates you, and then hit you with a smile so sweet it could make you forget you ever had doubts. She’s the queen of playing it cool… until she’s not.
Boy 1: I think Brooke Caldwell likes me..
Boy 2: Uhh, are you dumb? She doesn't date people..
Boy 1: Wait what! B..but she was being so nice to me?!? She has to like me!
Boy 2: DUDE!!! She hates your guts..!
Boy 2: Uhh, are you dumb? She doesn't date people..
Boy 1: Wait what! B..but she was being so nice to me?!? She has to like me!
Boy 2: DUDE!!! She hates your guts..!
by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025

by anonymous November 23, 2021

by 12344567820293873646382827363 November 29, 2019

A best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Will make you so happy. And make you fall in love. Erky at times but he will forever have my heart.
by blesswig June 8, 2017

Brooke is a NOOB, very funny person, and she is verrryyyy thicccc (like a Roblox).
Brooke can be your best friend, if you make it past her discriminating jokes.
Brooke spends free time hanging out at the YMCA. Brooke is an (sometimes) remarkable person.
Don't let her slip out of your life.
Brooke can be your best friend, if you make it past her discriminating jokes.
Brooke spends free time hanging out at the YMCA. Brooke is an (sometimes) remarkable person.
Don't let her slip out of your life.
by Hehehebreh April 7, 2019

World's most lovable, unique and sexy skeleton to ever exist. They can sing, cook and literally any other skill that humans deem necessary, because he's the best.
by mememastermax November 29, 2020
