When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018
Get the Norwegian bike pump mug.by CheeseCakeLord August 7, 2018
Get the Robert Blakeburn mug.Related Words
Blike
• bliker
• Blikey
• blikeage tang
• Blikernitchle
• Inspectah Blikey Uh
• Licky on my blikey
• blake
• bike
• blaked
Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.
(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)
by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. May 17, 2018
Get the ur bike is in the 3rd reich mug.Falatio with the addition of a hot sauce eg Tabasco, while you are receiving it you hold on to your partners ears and twist them like you’re riding a motorcycle.
by Timmy1 Tit May 30, 2018
Get the Spicy Biker mug.A group of kids, all lit, that sometimes ride bikes together. You can find them in there tree house or church because they are good noodles. They are all awesome and have their own individual talents. The Bike Gang is always changing.
Wow, is that the Bike Gang kids? I follow them on Instagram, I never thought I'd see them in real life!
by 711.bikegang October 1, 2018
Get the The Bike Gang mug.by lolitsaut November 10, 2018
Get the Octagon Blake mug.A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019
Get the Pasty Bike mug.