I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.
The command was tacky, or the condom?
The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.
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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?
No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 06, 2022
a colour changing mento starts off white but when threatened, laughing, mad, sad or being embarressed turns as red as a fat dollop of ketchup can get. and there's more! they are too mouthy for their own good and its hilarious to watch them change species. ( human to tomato) pretty friendly and most often called julia. most commonly found in a mcdonalds happy meal.
by aLeXEi.nOoO August 15, 2019
“Damn Marcus chang is fine 😩” - Elle
“If Marcus was a painter I’d be his canvas any day” - Elle and HAN
“If Marcus was a painter I’d be his canvas any day” - Elle and HAN
by Ese culo bota caca December 11, 2021
A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
by Halfrican_Magic August 12, 2017
A mom who yells and hit her children when they make her mad. Unorganized unless there is visitors. Gets mad for no reason. Thinks she is perfect when she is really the opposite.
I feel bad for hsin pei chang .
by Ching Chong Wong tong March 06, 2020
A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
by cloud :( December 08, 2020