American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

Gative American

A Native American who also happens to be gay.

Friend #1: YO!! You see that rainbow teepee over there bro?!

Friend #2: Yeah bro, that’s just a Gative American.

by Johnger1109 March 3, 2021

American-owned

Code word for business that is owned and operated by white people. Mostly used in the motel and gas station business to differentiate the business from others run by Asian-Americans specifically of Indian decent.

Hey Bubba, let’s stay at the American-owned motel, we know it’s clean since it is run by whites like us.

by Perspective is Truth April 15, 2021

American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.

“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”

by OkayOque April 27, 2021

american boot

A TF2 freak created by STblackST, and is commonly seen stomping people as a oversized boot, or kicking asses back to russia

“This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia.

by Perplexual June 4, 2021

American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021

American Mink

A sexually attractive con artist (non specific to gender identification or sexual orientation) with "genie-like magic" seduction skills used for their nefarious pleasure in taking short term advantage of victims who are seduced in a public place, often at bar. The American Mink will con for sport without any need for what they can take from victims. They are named after a wild animal, a small cute weasel; the American Mink with exquisite fur, this animal drinks blood and will over-kill when hunting for sport often not eating it's dead prey and leaving carnage and wasted corpses.

I fell for a beautiful girl at the bar last night, she made me feel like king of the world, when I woke up this morning my wallet and car keys were gone. I should have realized she was too good to be true, she was an American Mink.

by ELMH November 29, 2021