apple computer

A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.

I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.

by Wiseguy June 29, 2003

apple bottom

Apple Bottom jeans are an actual name brand of jeans. They were created by the rapper Nelly.
www.applebottoms.com.
Apple Bottoms is a clothing line that caters to trendsetting women of all shapes and sizes. Celebrating and liberating the natural curves of a woman's body is Apple Bottoms' supreme mission. This unique brand is the mastermind of multi-platinum superstar Nelly. He describes the intent behind the design by saying, "A woman should not try to fit the clothes; the clothes should fit the woman!" His creative team of designers crafted the perfect fit for different silhouettes that accentuate the curves of all women. Nelly is personally involved in the process to ensure that the designs enhance the beauty of the woman who wears them.

Those apple bottom jeans make your ass look fly.
skinny leg jean, apple pocket jean, skinny leg capri

by nysweeite May 14, 2008

Carmel apple

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls

"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008

Musty Apple

After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.

Brennan felt the effects of the first musty apple.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

apple turnover

Tasty treats that can be eaten at Kroger for free after midnight. No sexual connotation, they are just mighty delicious.

MMM My apple turnover is delicious, good thing I can just throw the box somewhere when i am finished and not pay for it.

by Lance Hardenburg August 6, 2006

Apple iShit

Try saying Apple iShit 10 times fast--think European mountains.
On a related note, now trying saying Apple is shit 10 times fast...lol.

Apple iShit, Apple iShit, AppliShit, Appalachian
Apple is shit, Apple is shit, Abble is shit, a bullshit

by JsiBird February 24, 2010