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Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
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Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.
by Flimflambam May 20, 2023
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Cooper Rizz

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.
Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.
by John Wock May 21, 2023
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Bully - Rizz

Bully rizz is the process of trying to 'pull a someone of attraction' through making fun of said person. Bully rizz was invented by a wellington local in early 2020. He mastered the act through multiple altercations resulting in fornication with the attracted gender.

the word directly translates to 'bullying someone, to gain their attraction'
"Hey bro how did you get with her last night?" "Bully - rizz bro, I called her a slut"

"Ew girl you smell like stinky fish" ----- Sex (with girl who was told she has a stinky muff)
by James stewart picken May 22, 2023
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Rizz

Basically the way you “get a girl
Bro, that dude has L rizz
by Remind ya I’m Kinda May 23, 2023
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rizz

you have no rizz
by schmoup May 23, 2023
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rizzness development

The development of skills relating to dating. Going out on dates as "practice," so you feel more comfortable going forward.
I just got out of a long relationship and got on Hinge for some rizzness development.
by Peter W, Mason T May 23, 2023
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