Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
Get the Milesmug. by amandaahrens February 2, 2024
Get the fein milemug. James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John
by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018
Get the miles ngmug. Miles is a nerd, a bit of a geek. He's pretty funny, definitely unique. This is a poem, and here's a critique; what's strong in his mind he lacks in physique. He's fun and he's smart and he's nice and he's cool, but weird and high tempered and kind of a fool. Smart but a dumbass, somehow a fusion; but the good traits and the bad traits are what make Miles human.
by rg30836 April 28, 2021
Get the Milesmug. “this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
Get the Mile…Mile and a halfmug. Ok so miles is just one of those hot guys that you see every once in a while. When I was in school he was the new boy that moved there and every girl was obsessed with him. He's quiet but at the same time talkative around certain people. He’s like a dark haired surfer skater boy. Super laid back, really really good looking and I did actually see his dick when we were all at the beach once when he was getting changed behind this bush and I have never seen a guy with a dick as big as that, he was weirdly humble about it tho lol
by ElsaCook$onnn November 22, 2021
Get the Milesmug. by Observer 777 August 25, 2021
Get the half mile freewaymug.