You’re a wanker

You clicked on my link. You wanker

The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.

by savory shyoes November 1, 2020

Fat ass wanker

A fat ass cock.

Wow he has a fat ass wanker.

by PapaGod October 3, 2020

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019

Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day

Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth

by the preacher February 10, 2020

Wanker

1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian

Oi wanker, wtf are you up to?

by Oh_nyet June 1, 2022

finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.

Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"

by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017