under gunder

when your partner shoves a end of a guard rail up your ass while making monkey noises

that new under gunder thing feels kinda weird.

by EEEFIN February 14, 2022

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Under Barrel Carol

When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.

I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!

by Mrsdragon1995 May 7, 2020

Under Surveillance

Someone is watching

We gotta be sure we ain't under surveillance as we pull up

by Gouddy McGouda January 18, 2022

Under the oath girl

A girl who seems fun but untrustworthy. Often met on a dating app and seems like has potential but at least one red flag as well. Solution is to take action and go out with the guy if you like him

That girl Ashley is such an under the oath girl. She keeps texting me but I'm not sure about her.

by ACTUALLYDYLAN September 4, 2022

National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

under giggle

When you are feeling extremely horny and you try to hold back laughter, but you fail and end up snorting. Usually resulting in a boner kill.

"She was about to suck my dick, but then i got major under giggle."

by manwithmanyhands June 26, 2016