rubbing out the kids

Another term for masturbating!

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.

by assographer March 02, 2018

Vicks Rub Tent

The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.

“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”

“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”

by LovinShrubbin December 03, 2022

Round Rubbing

Depending upon context, it is either (1) The lesbian equivalent of circlejerk, or (2) the lesbian equivalent of circle jerkle

The all girls camp was a mess! The counselors walked in on a round rubbing!

by Dr. Sigmond Freud April 21, 2020

Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!

by BiggTasty September 05, 2021

Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫

Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum

by KityLover November 14, 2017

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl March 31, 2018

Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.

Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.

by Gstarloc February 04, 2024