dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017

duct hunting

The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.

"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."

by dave moon February 14, 2025

bronco hunting

to go around looking for hot girls to get with or pick up

Me and my friends went bronco hunting last week and we found 4 mad hot girls

by my 2 cents August 20, 2008

Afer Kink Hunt

Something that you shouldn't be.

Don't be afer kink hunt

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

Micheal hunt

Formal version of Mike hunt

Posh boy A:Hello, dear, have you seen micheal hunt?
Posh boy B:Where is micheal hunt?
Posh boy C:How poor taste.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude October 10, 2023

hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned

Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run

by liner April 05, 2015

Furry Hunting February

During the month of February you are legally allowed to hunt furries and they can't do anything about it

Furry Hunting February is an Annual event that lasts for a month on February

by Misterdog77 September 02, 2023