Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)

that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh

by touch of tism March 15, 2024

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.

Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Clob Goblin

A woman with very large, fake lips

"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"

by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022

Golden Goblin

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.

I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month

by boogerjones July 9, 2023

Green Goblin

When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.

Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”

by Drc3 June 1, 2022

Throat Goblin

a goblin that likes throats.

omg she a fkn throat goblin.

by ainad69 March 6, 2023