mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009

Bear Fucker

gay person who likes to have sex with men fat and / or hairy

John is a bear fucker because he has sex with that man so fat

by Mr.GayBear December 1, 2011

Ear Fucker

A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.

So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!

by hawkeye November 9, 2005

monkey fucker

monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.

If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.

by srg898989 August 31, 2017

Pumpkin Fucker

A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"

A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.

Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.

Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.

Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!

Luke- Do you think I could get her number??

Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!

by Matt Gronson & Dylan Bangulas July 9, 2010

Mudder Fucker

People who won't stop bragging about their involvement in torture races, i.e. Tough Mudder, Spartan Run, etc.

"Here comes Steve wearing a new race shirt he's going to tell us all about, what a mudder fucker."

by Lenny Laserdisc May 13, 2015

Day Fucker

Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.

I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.

by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010