Shit Tree

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.

Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.

by BlowingIN October 22, 2010

tree of knowledge

A boy who is, metaphorically, full of knowledge and wisdom like a tree.

'You're not a tree of knowledge'
'Yes I am. You're just jealous because your a mushroom of stupidity'
'Stop extending on Daniel's ladder of knowledge'
'I think you'd better watch out little mushroom, the lawnmower is coming.'

by SpamHater November 15, 2013

Ho tree

When being a pimp you may have one ho, from that ho she has many friends and they are your hoes also. For instance you may ho your sister off and you gained all your hoes from her because they are your sisters friends.

Dude i gotta water my ho tree. Keep all my sisters friends in line.

by Hcaz the 3rd October 18, 2008

tree it up

go smoke some weed.
go hit a jay.

i got some weed lets go tree it up.

by r3dz_08 June 11, 2008

Tree-Frog

This is a female that jumps from dude to dude and is toxic as fuck.

Hey I saw your girl fucking around with your friend.
Fuck her she is just a tree-frog anyways.

by CSJM2019 December 25, 2021

Orange Tree

1. The tree in which oranges originate.

2. An astonishing, admirable individual.

The orange trees are producing well this year.

Person 1: Kiko is an orange tree.
Person 3: ???

by Kiko December 18, 2003

leafless tree

A rare species of trees that thrive despite the presence of leaves.

-"that tree doesn't have any leaves"

-"I know, it's a leafless tree"!

by The Tree Doctor August 19, 2011