Sexy Brayden

When one named Brayden, performs a sexual act, while screaming/singing Lil Nas X from a very crappie IPhone 13 Pro.

“Oh man dude, I just did a Sexy Brayden with the neighbor, sorry if I was too loud.”

by Balls In Your Jaws September 16, 2021

Sexy Skyping

The process of presenting oneself in various forms of undress while in a video call on the IM platform- 'Skype'. This is most common in those who find themselves in 'frisky' moods.

Sexy Skyping involves waving genitalia all around in front of the webcam so the opposite party can view your genitalia and then respond with a rebuttal genitalia related action.

Susan: Oh my goodness! i just walked in on my roommate Sexy Skyping her boyfriend!!

Kyle: How did you react!?!? That's so awkward..

Susan: I didn't know what to do, I shielded my eyes from the horror taking place in front of me

by mander80 May 29, 2012

sexy icee

The act of having an orgasm and brain freeze at the same time.

A: hey wanna try something new
B: Sure let's try a sexy icee

by Claus David November 22, 2019

Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.

I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020

sexy cup

A sexy cup is a cup that has a picture of something/someone that is sexy. You would then take the cup and put it up your ass. As your about to cum, you take out the cup and cum in it, then gift it to someone you like or the person that's on the cup

Guy one: I got you something!
Girl one: what is it?
Guy one: it's a sexy cup!
Girl one: oh my God thank you!

by Brookcat April 14, 2022

Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

sexy underoos

Lingerie that a man buys for his wife as a last resort, when he is desperate for sex.

Ted: Did you hear about the new sexy underoos that Jim bought for his wife?

Marty: Yeah, I heard that they've hadn't had sex in over a year!

by Slimyboston July 30, 2016