kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

by hmvocab May 31, 2015

Nigga Moment

When two white males accidentally bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would simply shake it off or say "Sorry/Excuse me"

When two black males 'accidentally' bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would start a fight right then and there for the littlest reason. Heck, one might even pull out a gun or knife. ...Maybe both.

nigga moment nigga moment

by ‍ November 10, 2015

Ran Moment

When a girl accuses you of doing something because she wouldn't let you have her coochie

Wow did she really think it was because she rejected you? That's a Ran Moment

by obtainerofcoochie69 January 22, 2019

Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.

Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."

by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

Sandwich Moment

An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.

Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.

by Black Bean and Rice November 14, 2012

Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021