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Steaming Walter

When you urinate on yourself or others to stay warm in the cold
I'm fucking freezing and I don't have a hat, give me a Steaming Walter on my ears.
by tim chris February 18, 2009
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Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.
"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"
by Jredog June 4, 2009
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Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
by werd_chester December 27, 2010
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Steaming Ashtray Girl

The act of flicking cigarette ash onto a naked body, then extinguishing it on their hair. Causing a pleasing crackling and streaming noise. The dead cigarettes are often popped into the persons mouth to chew
Me and the bros were watching a porn film last night and made Rachel a Steaming Ashtray Girl. Literally hot!
by RVT2010 March 1, 2011
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speaking in memebase

when a small group of people uses an excessive amount of memes or other computer specific terminology in open real world conversation often making it hard for others to follow the conversation.
friend 1) hey did you hear what that guy was saying?
friend 2) yeah but i didn't understand any of it.
friend 1) why not?
friend 2) dude! he was speaking in memebase, you know i don't keep up with that stuff
friend 1) me gusta, seriously? forever alone newfag can't triforce. awwwwww yeeeaaaa.
by gozainagi December 27, 2011
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Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.
She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.
by kdogg76 August 31, 2015
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Screaming Unicorn

When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016
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