In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
Get the Stevens(d)mug. My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.
by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021
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by Esteven is a hoe December 14, 2019
Get the Stevenmug. by Dirty Lulu 87 November 17, 2022
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by Gavin Stevens best friend October 5, 2019
Get the gavin stevensmug. Stevens usually have very long fingers and feet and have close ties to germany and are often racist towards jews blacks and yellows
by DeclanK2001 January 7, 2019
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