spider

those things you see crawling around your bedroom

oh look a spider...
cool

by anonymous_loser May 23, 2018

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.

*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!

by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

Spade

the male version of a hoe (referring to garden tools, as they try to dig in everybody’s “garden”)

Zach is with a new girl every week; he’s such a spade.

by anonymous 10101201 February 3, 2019

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019

Sodexo

To be low in quality and rarely good. Often used in relevance to food.

Those burgers from the restaurant are sodexo.

by Macro_the_Acro February 14, 2019