Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

Sock dick

A man with an uncircumcised penis

Omg did you see his sock dick!

by DJ904 April 4, 2019

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

Lost sock

A single or lonley person that is usually found lurking in the back of party’s trying to make as least eye contact with others as possible.

“Oh you poor lost sock”
“ You lost sock”
“I hope James stops being a little bitch and stops being a lost sock and finds a pair”

by I make jokes that aren’t funny November 8, 2017

twat sock

girls who are good for nothing but their fuck hole and drama.

seth invited a twat sock to move into the apartment instead of me....

by carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl August 2, 2011

Sock Party

An informal gathering where appropriate attire for gentlemen is a sock over the genitals, and nothing else.

I wouldn't go in function room "C" if I were you, the Bristol Wheelchair Morris Dancer's Society are having their AGM, and it's turned into a Sock Party.

by Sock Party Dre November 8, 2010

dirty socks

the smell of Parmesan cheese topping, also known as stinky socks.

"Whew, that 'dirty socks' on the pizza stinks. I can smell it all the way over here!"

by Kurious Jeorge January 29, 2009