Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 01, 2011

Sock Shuppet

A Discord user who is part of Fallen Lucario's server (and probably many others). This rare species of ghost is the definition of AIDS according to Ghost Shader (a fellow member).

Go give this lonely dude a message @Sock Puppet#2259

Have you seen Sock Shuppet recently?
Nah, I heard he had his phone/laptop taken away.
God damnit.

by Gundham Tanaka October 21, 2017

floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.

Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.

by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 05, 2004

Sock dick

A man with an uncircumcised penis

Omg did you see his sock dick!

by DJ904 April 05, 2019

socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

Sock Party

An informal gathering where appropriate attire for gentlemen is a sock over the genitals, and nothing else.

I wouldn't go in function room "C" if I were you, the Bristol Wheelchair Morris Dancer's Society are having their AGM, and it's turned into a Sock Party.

by Sock Party Dre November 07, 2010

dirty socks

the smell of Parmesan cheese topping, also known as stinky socks.

"Whew, that 'dirty socks' on the pizza stinks. I can smell it all the way over here!"

by Kurious Jeorge January 30, 2009