When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
Get the The Seaman Shufflemug. by The shmiz December 21, 2019
Get the Idaho Shufflemug. The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.
by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022
Get the Laos Shufflemug. by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010
Get the shuffle hairmug. An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.
When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
Get the Colombian shufflemug. A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.
by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011
Get the Chode shufflingmug. by liquid death May 7, 2021
Get the shuffle offmug.