Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'

A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'

by llihp notwen August 31, 2019

Brown Shirt

Feces colored shirt

Usually brown shirts look like someone smeared a thick milkshake like shit upon your shirt. Shouldn’t have pissed em’ off..

Dude 1 “hey man, what’s up?”
Dude 2 “ not much, your brown shirt is pretty sweet.”

by Anthonysk8r May 19, 2018

pink shirt

when you accidentally put a red sock in with white shirts

Man, my pink shirt sucks.
At least it's not red.

by curghi March 29, 2020

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me

“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020

shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020

Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020