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ethernet royale

when the airwaves situation allows for an amazingly flawless wifi connection
I been gaining weight since we linkin. whats up with that. must be that ethernet royale we installed recently.
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Josh plays Clan Royale

A guy who plays with gay decks and ducks his opponents in Clash Royale
Josh you gay homosexual stop playing Clash royal Josh plays Clan Royale
by Hitler is the goat March 29, 2023
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Royal Dump

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
by OilySaltine July 25, 2023
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Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
by random game mem thinkgs December 4, 2022
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fatfork royal battle

Fatfork royal battle not based off fortnite battle royale jrvfidvdnfv
Hfhgdhdgdhfg fatfork royal battle
by Ur banned dickionary June 2, 2021
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