Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021

Stable relationship

Where a person is stable in a relationship, dependable and solid

Were in a stable relationship and it's a good thing.

by carlos140 February 24, 2022

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

Looshanite Relationship

Two friends who date so they’re not single.

Guy: We should date as just friends
Girl: bet, a looshanite relationship

by Sil3nTDreemurr October 29, 2022

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

separation anxiety in relationships

it doesn’t matter if you are a female or male, everyone can experience this. If you have this you might struggle to say goodbye after spending the entire day with your partner. You might beg for them to stay longer, cry to convince them to. Another example is phone calls, you might struggle to hang up. This might cause sleep disturbances, some people have said to have not been able to sleep peacefully unless their partner is near. separation anxiety from your partner can also be seen in people who need to sleep very close to their partner after sex. some people hold hands and cry when they let go. this is in fact a very serious form of anxiety but is quite alright as long as the relationship is healthy and both people are happy.

“ bro hang up already you’ve been on the phone with her for hours “

“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “

“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “

by thatkrakwore April 5, 2020

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023