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Rachel

everyone's mum
Rachel went out for a fag while the kids are messing up the kitchen
by Nerd659529+ September 15, 2022
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Rachel

Rachel puts on a face for others and acts like their friend until they become her friend. Once she has you under her manipulative control, she unleashes her utter cunty-ness. She does this because of her inability to be alone or face confrontation. Rachel is the type of girl that will date a guy then talk about how she wishes she fucks other guys. She plays the victim 98% of the time rather than stepping up to the fact that she is the problem. Her only redeeming characteristic is that she is smart, but she uses it to manipulate others to her advantage. Rachel speaks horribly to her mother and will call her names and manipulate her until she gives her money. She makes up sad backstories to further place herself as the victim in her life.
“Yo hows Rachel doing?”
Who gives a fuck.”

“Rachel just told me that she wishes she could vicariously live trhough my hook ups…”
“Isn’t she dating someone?”
“Literally yeah… who gives a fuck.”

“Hey Rachel! Where are you going tonight?”
“Going to hook up with some guy I met on Tinder.”
“Aren’t you still with your boyfriend?”
“Yeah, but I need to hook up with this guy to see if I love him.”

“Rachel is a bitch lowkey.”
“I think you mean highkey.”
“Yeah, but who gives a fuck about her.”
by Elodythecat March 19, 2024
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Rachel

A beautiful girl with many good deeds.probably a teachers pet.Has a big mouth.Is very tall.Gets on with everyone and has a giant forehead or ears.Always smiling and good at cracking jokes or come backs.
oh my god rachel just told me a bad secret.......
by Annie lengins November 9, 2019
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Rachel

A Rachel is always living 5 steps in the future. She appreciates what she has, but never stops dreaming how it could be better. A Rachel is frequently underestimating herself. Others see her style and talents, but she only sees her flaws. Once Rachel falls in love, she will love that person forever, regardless if it is reciprocated. Luckily, her love expands to encompass all who are worthy.
Oh, she still loves you after24 years? That's so Rachel of her.
by FlyingJaguar November 23, 2021
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rachel

a rachel is a loud annoying bitch ,and is often described, by the girl she loves the most, as a twat .she also likes to groom people two years younger!
that girl was such a bitch i can just tell their a rachel
by mike oochy January 17, 2020
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rachel white

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rachel

someone who shits in the shower and puts it down the drain. also a jew who complains a lot.
bro did you hear about rachel?

yea i heard she poops in the shower
by bruh2212 February 29, 2020
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