miss puss

A euphemism to the female body parts, specifically the vagina. First popularized on The Tonight Show by the fruitcake lady, who would offer bits of humor and advice to people, like a live "Ann Landers" column.

Woman, you ain't gettin' no sex tonight, because you don't keep Miss Puss clean!

by Joshua C January 6, 2009

Prickly Puss

A vagina with a rough 5 O'Clock shadow.

Jen forgot to shave before her date with her new fling. Luckily she got drunk enough to have sex and forgot about her prickly puss. Her date however, did notice when he got rug burn on his face and crotch.

by Gutter beer May 20, 2010

Tactical Pussy

The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.

Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."

Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"

Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"

by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011

booty push

To administer drugs into the rectum

The patient arrived in the psych er and stated that she had gotten high on meth by a booty push.

by macho medic January 15, 2013

calf push

To find yourself in a highly undesirable situation like paying twice for something, or being sold stolen items, fooled into thinking they were 100% genuine. Basically any situation you are fooled into so severe that you feel like someone has pushed your calfs back and had aggressive intercourse with your anal passage. Hence term calf push

piss take robbed well and truly mocked pants pulled down calf push

by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.

"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."

by Stratospheric January 5, 2017