Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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pickle jar face

The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.

When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.

by Trucker Ass January 16, 2008

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Pickle Sneaker

One who buys fried pickles at one shoppe and sneaks them into another in order to enjoy other shoppe's merriment while enjoying the first's fried pickles.

We were pickle sneakers in order to properly enjoy trivia night at an establishment that had no fried pickles.

by Saxby B. Toughnstuff September 24, 2009

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