Personal Representative

A Personal Representative is the 'you' people meet right away or when you try real hard to give off a certain image ... before you lost control and show the real you. It's your publicist, the image you put out there. It's more than a first impression... it's what you put out there and the image you blow because you're not that way at all.

"Gosh, Skippy was so cool for the first few months, but after his Personal Representative quit, he turned out to be a real jerk. Guess he couldn't keep up the front."

by Can't fake it October 6, 2011

Personal Submersible

A dildo.

Janice's embarrassment found new heights when her friends burst into her apartment yelling "Happy Birthday!" only to find her alone spread eagle on the couch and right up to the finger-tips with her new personal submersible.

by ebettz May 10, 2014

person craving

A desire to see someone

I have a person craving for Isabelle

by GlowingEyesTØP September 8, 2023

Personality prawn

A person with a lovely personality, but their body and face should just be thrown away.

That Jason is a bit of a personality prawn.

by PersonalityPrawn May 24, 2022

wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.

What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person

by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

To Ali a person

When u complement a person and roast them together.

Kevin: Say, that’s a nice sweater you’re wearing

Mathew: What are you talking about? It’s ugly as shit. My wife made me wear it

Kevin: Well in comparison to your wife that sweater is beautiful

(An example as to how To Ali a Person)

by Subaru harison November 7, 2019

person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016