Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019

the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022

beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.

Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is

by Doseful May 3, 2020

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

Dude Perfect

A YouTube channel that consist of corny white men doing awesome trick shots.

Josh: Hey do you watch dude perfect ?
Drake: Yeah they do some pretty cool trick shots but they try to be funny and it turns out cheesy and corny

by HeavySet420 August 29, 2016

The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that isn’t afraid to talk to eachother share hobbies,nice to eachother,respects eachother, and loves eachother, I know a couple like that you probably do to

You and Desi are the perfect couple

by Lake7000 November 10, 2020