pirates

A major league baseball team from Pittsburgh, Pa.

"In 1992, when the Atlanta Braves stole the NLCS from the Pirates, Pittsburgh lost interest in baseball and Sid Bream Sucks!" "Barry Bonds started taking steroids after losing the NLCS for the Pirates."

by familyguy May 3, 2005

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

by dweber79 July 5, 2010

Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate

Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.

by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009

pirate monkey

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."

Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.

by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005

arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".

"boy band Blue are a bunch of Arse Pirates"

by ulises May 22, 2004

peen pirate

A pirate from the great lost islands of peen, that want there peenish treasures back and must go capture them from another persons anal area

Man those peen pirates took me by suprise when i bent down to pick up what appeared to be some peenish treasure.

by Peen Man June 30, 2004

cookie pirate

a girl, who usually pwns at counter-strike unless met by a zong lux or unholycheese.

omg cookie pirate just ninja'd me, sneaky pirates.

by Andrew Corr May 4, 2006